Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Avery's Room

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

10 Reasons Why Having Toddlers Is Like Living In A Frat Party*

10. There are half-full, brightly colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. Theres always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in the corner.

8. Its best not to assume that the person closest to you has any contol over their digestive functions.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down theres going to be someone banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There's definitely going to be a fight at one point.

3. Your not sure if anything you are doing is right, you just hope it wont get you arrested.

2. Theres crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering how and when the person in bed next to you got there.