What?!

Okay, I really dont know where Eli gets the things that roam around in his cute little head.

We were sitting on the couch today when he came out with a story so ridiculous I had to write it down immediatly. Word for word here is Eli's story. I dont think I could make this up if I wanted to.

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"Mommy, last night I had a ache and you came in and put my brain back in because it was a bug and it was going to sting you and it had wings."

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by now i am barely restraining my laughter

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"Dont laugh mommy, its not funny because the bees where gonna take it away forever and then my blood would fall out and I would not be alive anymore. Is that what you want?? Dont laugh."

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Now Im just staring at him wondering

"What the heck? Where does he get this stuff? I need a video camera."